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Denise Spinelli - THE OSBOURNES. She vows to beat the disease, and tries to maintain as normal a life as possible. They get into a fight, and the staff has to pry them apart. She forces them to move it several times. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, with Jack and Robert as ushers. Dill also smokes and drinks a lot, and Sharon is annoyed to find a bottle of Jack Daniels with his belongings. She must miss out on the family's vacation to go to Vancouver for filming. The family believes that Arthur has raped Gus the cat, although a veterinarian insists that this is impossible. Jack also spends a lot of time partying, and ignores his trainer's repeated efforts to get him to change his lifestyle. One of Sharon's scheduled guests, rapper/actor DMX, runs late and is in danger of not making it to the show on time. A family friend/employee tries to help Ozzy by helping him get into yoga and reading him poetry, but Ozzy is decidedly less than impressed. His friends invite strippers to the luau, and behave in ways that embarrass him. Sharon is touched to learn that Jack has a tattoo of the word "Mum" with a heart around it. Meanwhile, Jack finally gets a hair cut after two years. Kelly lends a hand and switches on the vacuum, and Ozzy complains about the loudness of the vacuum. Jack tries playing drums outside, and Ozzy blasts the loudest, most obnoxious music he can find. Kelly prepares to go on a trip to Philadelphia to visit her boyfriend, Bert. On a day off, Sharon and Kelly go on a shopping spree at The next day, Ozzy goes to band rehearsal for the tour, warning that guitarist Zakk plays louder than Satan. The Osbournes struggle to come up with a gift for Jack's birthday. He refuses to perform two nights in a row with the silly special effects. The day after Christmas, Sharon and Kelly meet up with Michael, their security guard. Some people try to talk to him about how religion helped them overcome their addictions, but he does not want any part of it. Ozzy becomes a grandfather when his oldest daughter, Jessica, has a baby girl. Ozzy receives a letter supposedly from the Prime Minister of Canada asking him to come to Canada to receive an award. Kelly calls Sharon for sympathy, but Jack gets on the line and complains about the cuts to the face he sustained from the punch. Feeling mistreated, Sharon clashes with her bosses to the very end, showing up late on purpose and demanding money upfront. She later meets P.Diddy at a party. Find TV episodes, reviews, ratings, lists, and links to watch The Osbournes online on SideReel - Reality TV's first family of dysfunction features rock icon turned domesticated dad Ozzy Osbourne, matriarch Sharon and teenagers Jack and Kelly. Jack is upset when Sharon and Ozzy give away Lola because she keeps leaving horrific messes around the house. This brings up a scene with Kelly complaining to her mom that she doesn't cook. The hotel hosts a celebrity-filled reception. Meanwhile, Ozzy has more problems with the television set, which winds up stuck on a cooking channel (or the Bread Baking Channel, as he calls it). Back home, Jack continues his playful attitude with fans and the sprinklers. Kelly annoys everyone, particularly Sharon, with her disgusting lack of personal hygiene as she refuses to shower for a long period of time. The worst dog is Lola, a bull dog which belongs to Jack. The Osbournes Want to Believe Official Site. He tells Jack it's no such big deal to apologize to Melinda for being bratty. It turns out she has lied and is also headed to Vegas. Sharon then shows Melinda a gold filling that she had accidentally swallowed. But you mention the "C" word and you suddenly get this feeling of death come over you." Ozzy finishes the episode saying, with advice about tattoos, that he doesn't want an eagle on his daughter's Kelly complains that elder sister Aimee had booked her a gynecologist appointment. The episode starts with Ozzy sitting in his dining room and enjoying dinner and recounts a time when a stray cat entered their house. Ozzy comes home for a few days during a break in the tour. The family tries to decide where to go on vacation. Melinda calls Ozzy and Sharon and says that Jack has left the house and hasn't returned for hours. Ozzy asks how is she going to give The President a gift. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip. Sharon ultimately decides on Hawaii, although Ozzy is still reluctant to go. Ozzy gives everyone who stops by the house a tour of his new home studio. Nevertheless, they both have a great time on the trip. Ozzy buys a lot of kitchenware, and spends over $600 on candy for Sharon. Sharon turns down Fiji because none of the hotels meet her standards, while Ozzy nixes a number of other locations for various reasons. But Jack is very depressed for some unknown reason and it becomes a struggle for Melinda to get him up. Kelly eventually admits the truth to Sharon and enters rehab. Kelly and Ozzy plan to travel to England, where they are to perform a duet of "Changes," the title track from Kelly's second album, on Top of the Pops. Dill accidentally starts a fire in the kitchen, doing damage to a pan and the stove top. This catches the attention of the police, and they tell Sharon they are powerless to do anything about the loud noise UNLESS they are there when it happens. Kelly brings home another cat, but Ozzy isn't very happy about it. The Osbournes pack their bags for Sin City as Ozzy prepares for a concert and Kelly celebrates her 18th birthday.