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You hope for blah, and sometimes you find it; but mostly it’s blah, and waiting for blah, and hoping you were right about the blahs you made.
2 en parlent. And I think that you’re gonna do some really interesting things with your facial hair.
Doug Wilson makes us laugh by doing... pretty much anything. My favorite movie is Cool Hand Luke, but really it's Steel Magnolias Getting laid was easy in the seventies.
Okay sweetie?
There's no sushi in prison. It’s called sell drugs, make money.I’m sorry, you might want to go away because I don’t like you and I have a bad habit of losing things I don’t like in fires.Go downstairs and do what you do best, patrol the couch in your underwear.How do you ask the woman that makes your kids’ lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? 3 talking about this. Doug Wilson: I can't go to prison. Permalink: Are you eating your napkin? I’ll be older, but I’ll still be hot.
That’s how you’re paying for school?
Shit highway could be our road to riches.
Heart hug.Life IS just blah blah blah. Often, though, Doug's wisecracks get him into trouble. How do you ask the woman that makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass?
Drill sergeant: Get your corn holly shit shit-stained asses over here! Doug: No (he is). And Doug is so great. You're an idiot.Doug Wilson: I'm an idiot *savant*.
View Quote. No . Shane: Are you eating your napkin? Andy Botwin: You talk to her. And blah, blah, blah…When we went jogging, Dad told me I was so slow Stephen Hawking could beat me in a footrace. Weeds quotes 122 total quotes. View Quote. I can’t stop. 0 notes. I can’t stop.
I mean, she's totally out of her element. Talk to her. Who's the better jogger now?"
Then he collapsed, vomited twice, and died. Part time weed investor, city counsilman, and savvy accountant, it's safe to say I'm a man of many talents. Can you just breathe on me so that I can smell some food.
Oh, it's a weed wonderland, Nancy.
It's to die for and then be reincarnated and then die for again. About what?
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Doug Wilson: Basically, Majestic's overflowing a river of crap. Unless you count dick! Doug Wilson: Okay. And you’ll be older and you’ll still be the same smart, wise, gentle soul you are now. He's Nancy's friend and occasional business partner. His character makes me laugh so hard.
Impossible interest rates, exponential debt, easy access. Heh heh, so who’s the better jogger now?We have a plan.
Andy Botwin: [about Maria (Mermex)] Look, she's probably scared.
This show.
Part time weed investor, city counsilman, and savvy accountant, it's safe to say I'm a man of many talents. Student loan scams?Shane: Student loans are already a scam. Doug Wilson: How do I do that? Also, quite the ladies man. Like Amsterdam, only better, because you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff. All Seasons Season 1 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 View Quote. Weeds quotes 122 total quotes.
Did you try the Sag Aloo?
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Then he collapsed, puked twice, and died. Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money. Also, quite the ladies man. It’s a bubble.
A great memorable quote from the Weeds movie on Quotes.net - Nancy Botwin: I can't believe I trust you with my drug money.
How, Andy?
I drove a Camaro. More Weeds quotes » Collection Edit Buy.
All Seasons Season 1 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 View Quote. Heart hug. And then, just when you think you have the whole blah damn thing figured out and you’re surrounded by the ones you blah, death shows up. Weeds quotes 122 total quotes. I’m in it till it pops.“What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?”This show. I just see it. But you’ll be taller.
We’ll meet again. Celia Hodes: Doug, what's your take on this Majestic proposal?
You're just afraid to make the moves, cause she's all handicapped and shit. How, Andy? Like a physical colonic. "Dad told me I was such a slow jogger that Steven Hawking could beat me in a foot race. His character makes me laugh so hard.
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Andy Botwin: About anything.
And Doug is so great. Make her feel comfortable. Alright.
Doug Wilson (Weeds) on his sex life.
It's got no place to go, but through us. Doug Wilson Quotes. We got them by the sphincter.